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A Vagina's Ode to her Baby

I have always believed that the Vagina has a mind and voice of its' own. The things she must experience throughout the span of her owner's life especially during pregnancy and childbirth! Here is a sneak peek into some of the thoughts that could be running through her mind. 

We all know there are many uses for a Vagina

You definitely don’t want me anywhere near your good China

The important thing is to keep me clean

So that I can be used as a well oiled machine.

Baby Baby, I know you will be passing through here

I think before that I may need a few beers

There a few details which I will need to know beforehand

So that the passage through which you will travel can expand.

There were many times even before you started your journey

When things started getting a little blurry

I figured out that it was you slowly descending on me

Two minutes later, “Oh no!” I started to feel some pee

I felt different before you came along, all moist and tender

Now that you have come and gone, I am red and ready to surrender

Time has come for me to close my eyes and sleep

So that I can wake up tomorrow, ready to take the next leap. 



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"We write to taste life twice, in the moment and in retrospect” - Anais Nin

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